Welcome to the discussions of fear

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Go away because I never really wanted to talk to you in the first place

How come you rarely ever update this site?
I'm constantly updating the site. It's just that I do all the typing with my penis, and so it takes a bit longer. Also you suck.

Why am I the only one ever in the live chat room?
Because your parents have faulty genes, and hence forth no one ever would talk to you in any event unless it was just to tell you what a piece of shit you are.

What's this I hear about "Easter Eggs"?
There are a handfull of easter eggs on this website. I add more here and there. When I feel like it. Ass.

Is there a God?
God is what comes out of me when I ejaculate into a dog.

Why does your website look like shit?
Because I want you to die

How come your web site appears incomplete?
If you ask me that question one more time I'll rape myself.

Why aren't there more questions and answers posted? Is it because you hate us?
Yes.

What does vicissitude mean?
Look it up in the dictionary, I did. But then I'm not some lazy shit using someone else to further my own ineptness. "the quality or state of being changeable". There, Happy?

Why don't you have a CD for sale?
Let's see you make a CD Asshole.

Since I can't buy a CD can I donate money to you?
Yes, in fact if you donate $10 or more, we will write a song JUST for you, and will post it on the website. Click here for more details.